...Would be way more believable (terrifying) if it actually involved raptors.
Also, how fucked up would that be if it were tomorrow (6pm my time, sorry Australian readers, you're in for it in a few hours)? I mean, come on Big Guy! Some of us are just getting started down here!!
I'm only 266 days into this new life! Gimme a break....
P.S. I am very sorry if you read this blog and are offended in my disbelief of the coming Judgement Day. Besides, if you are reading this and you DO believe...uh, thanks for spending a few of your final moments reading my dribble.