Friday, May 20, 2011

The Rapture (a decidedly un-cancery post)

...Would be way more believable (terrifying) if it actually involved raptors.

Also, how fucked up would that be if it were tomorrow (6pm my time, sorry Australian readers, you're in for it in a few hours)? I mean, come on Big Guy! Some of us are just getting started down here!!

I'm only 266 days into this new life! Gimme a break....

P.S. I am very sorry if you read this blog and are offended in my disbelief of the coming Judgement Day. Besides, if you are reading this and you DO believe...uh, thanks for spending a few of your final moments reading my dribble.

Much Love!


  1. I'm with you! No one will know when it happens, and you have a lot of living left to do :)

  2. Oh my god, the raptors in Jurassic Park still to this day scare the crap out of me!! Way more than the world ending, for sure.

    Dinner/stitch n' bitch soon please?

    <3, Dolly