Comic Relief or How I Remembered that I'm a Perpetual Patient

Had a girly moment this weekend and purchased (way over priced. shhhhhhhh) self tanner. When I put it on, this showed up (I am wearing a tube top, not naked, don't judge):

See that square mark on my shoulder? It's from the heart monitor that was stuck to me during the IVF egg procedure last weekend.  Uh, surprise?  I laughed for a good five minutes at this (after I stared in the mirror for twenty trying to figure out what the hell it was).

Oi vey.